
06-07-2009, 10:59 AM
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Why do they put turn signals on cars, if no one uses them?
Why does my checkout line ALWAYS move the slowest?
Why don't they require skull and crossbones flags on antennas of cars with senior handicapped drivers, so I can watch out for the seniortards farther ahead?
Bicyclists. Get the fuck off my road, and don't bitch, if you become someone's hood ornament.
Yes, I think farting in an elevator is funny. Walk up the stairs if you can't handle in close encounters. 18 floors? More than likely it won't hurt your fat ass any, and you should have went that route in the first place.
Brake lights shouldn't go off and on like blinking Christmas lights. If you can't figure out what speed you want to go, get the fuck off the road, till you figure it out.
I know this sounds a bit like venting, but I lean towards random thought venting, and yes these are all from one day. I couldn't make up mind which one ranks over another, so it was a tie, and you get them all.
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