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Originally Posted by 86WARD

As I celebrate Martin Luther King Day, I find myself just sitting here today, kids and wife napping, not TV on just thinking of some random thoughts...

• The dogs playing poker picture...do you think anyone has ever photo shopped Mike Vick into it?
• Do you think it's wrong that at this point in my life, I'd rather just pick up and eat my kids food scraps they drop on the floor (Pretzels, Kix, Cheerios, Donut Pieces...) instead of picking them up, getting up and throwing them out? It's a lot easier...trust me...
• If OJ Simpson and Tim Tebow were standing next to each other for a picture...would anyone think that it was OJ and a white Bronco?
• Why can't anyone create a piece of candy that has the same effect as an ice cube?
• MATCH GAME: Phil Simms, Joe Montana, Dan Marino, Jim Kelly, Randall Cunningham which goes with which? AIDS Victim, Coke Head, Involved in Child Porn Ring, Murderer, Swings Both Ways?

1. You have too much time on your hands.

2. #3 was VERY clever.

[86WARD]

I told you I was sitting doing zero...lol.

[127]

Had some nubile chick pass me around dusk last night while she was on her cell phone and flipping me off. Great manual dexterity, but she forgot about oncoming traffic and headed into an irrigation canal off to the left. I just love laughing at someone's misfortune when they deserve it.

[Steve12]

lmao. Dumb bitch.

[DontKnowMe]

Why does armorall protect my driveway better than it protects my tires?

[127]

Originally Posted by DontKnowMe

Why does armorall protect my driveway better than it protects my tires?

[Crowned]

Boobs are a lot like the sun. You can take quick glances but wear sun glasses and you can look until the world ends.

[Omen]

Originally Posted by Crowned

Boobs are a lot like the sun. You can take quick glances but wear sun glasses and you can look until the world ends.

Great thought


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[86WARD]

Whitney Houston...sad...