Texans wide receiver Andre Johnson left today's game against San Francisco in the fourth quarter after being shaken up on a reception. Johnson was able to walk off the field without assistance, and originally it was reported he just had the wind knocked out of him. He has since been walked into the locker room with what is being called a chest injury and his return is questionable.
So now the hospital staff is going to run bloodwork on AJ, and they're going to find out that he's not human. That he's an alien with two hearts, four lungs, and robotic hands.