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| Pacman Jones Changes His Name to Tougher Dig Dug Jones Dallas Cowboys cornerback Pacman Jones announced today that he no longer wants to be known as Pacman Jones, but instead Dig Dug Jones: Pacman is a straight up pussy game compared to Dig Dug, said Jones. Pacman just eats stuff. In Dig Dug you could blow people up or crush them with a rock. Thats totally how I roll. Jones is working to change his image after a season of being out of the NFL due to a league suspension for multiple arrests. People are doubting me, so I have to come stronger and harder than ever, said Jones. I dont need people saying Im some small, little yellow guy or cracking on me calling me Ms. Pacman. No way. I mean, notice there was never any Ms. Dig Dug. Thats because Dig Dug would drop a rock on a bitch. Source: Sportspickle.com
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| dig dug sucked its all about Galaga.............yeah galaga jones sounds way better
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| Space Invaders Jones sounds good too... unless he's playing man-to-man coverage...
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