12-21-2011, 07:30 AM
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 Captain's Week 16 Power Rankings
| #1 | Green Bay | (13-1) | 35.65 | They are mortal | | #2 | Pittsburgh | (10-4) | 34.45 | How would they have done with Harrison and a healthy Ben? | | #3 | New England | (11-3) | 31.39 | Beelzebub Belichick Beat Jesus | | #4 | New Orleans | (11-3) | 26.53 | Better offense than the Packers? | | #5 | San Francisco | (11-3) | 24.92 | Does this mean they are back on track? | | #6 | Denver | (8-6) | 22.94 | Still control their own destiny in the AFC West | | #7 | Houston | (10-4) | 17.19 | Are they letting up since the division is wrapped up? | | #8 | Baltimore | (10-4) | 15.77 | They didn't seem interested this week | | #9 | Atlanta | (9-5) | 14.24 | Easy schedule is helping them stockpile wins | | #10 | Detroit | (9-5) | 11.72 | Will this victory help them get some momentum back? | | #11 | Cincinnati | (8-6) | 9.23 | As usual, they beat an inferior opponent | | #12 | Philadelphia | (6-8) | 6.95 | The highest ranked NFC East team in this formula, by far | | #13 | Kansas City | (6-8) | 6.78 | So apparently it WAS Haley's fault? | | #14 | NY Jets | (8-6) | 6.35 | Still control their own destiny for wild card spot | | #15 | Chicago | (7-7) | 5.84 | Now need a LOT of help to make playoffs | | #16 | Seattle | (7-7) | 5.00 | Keeping themselves in the wild card hunt | | #17 | Oakland | (7-7) | 2.01 | Wasn't it just a few weeks ago they were in control of their division? | | #18 | Arizona | (7-7) | 0.44 | Keeping themselves in the wild card hunt | | #19 | Dallas | (8-6) | -5.69 | Control their destiny but no one is real confident | | #20 | San Diego | (7-7) | -7.35 | Will they squeak into the playoffs again? | | #21 | Carolina | (5-9) | -7.62 | Getting out of their funk and playing better again | | #22 | Miami | (5-9) | -8.74 | In reality, this is a .500 or better team | | #23 | NY Giants | (7-7) | -9.94 | Coughlin has to go. They are way too inconsistent | | #24 | Minnesota | (2-12) | -16.37 | Only 2 wins but ahead of a 7 win team in this formula | | #25 | Tennessee | (7-7) | -16.96 | They are not good right now. | | #26 | Cleveland | (4-10) | -20.78 | Same shit different year. | | #27 | Washington | (5-9) | -23.77 | If they could have avoided that 6 game skid, we would be viewing them differently | | #28 | Jacksonville | (4-10) | -28.59 | Will the new coach be able to generate some offense? | | #29 | St. Louis | (2-12) | -30.19 | Starting over in just a couple of weeks | | #30 | Buffalo | (5-9) | -35.35 | They have been really bad since Halloween | | #31 | Tampa Bay | (4-10) | -36.40 | See Buffalo | | #32 | Indianapolis | (1-13) | -42.45 | Finally showed some pride |
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