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[Jihad Joe]

Fucking why. Seriously why. I dont get it.

Why do people think this guy will not be a comical failure if he ever takes an NFL snap. Havent you ever watched the fucking faggot play? Or are you the offspring of the guy that was walking around with a Ty Detmer jizzsmile back when he was tearing it up at BYU.


Ohh, oh ok. I see what your saying now. He's really fucking smart. He's also got a heart of pure gold........NAY fucking platinum. He's got the drive, the will, the 'can do' know-how and of course "it"


HOLY FUCKING SHIT HE HAS "IT"!!!!!!!!!


IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!



IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


AN "IT"s MAKING ME CUM


Reality check, he sucks.

Every pass he will ever throw past 20 yards in the NFL will be a huge threat to go all the way the other direction. Thats what happens to balls in the NFL that travel the way his do. He is a fucking terrible prospect, and since people want to spread misinformation on his skill, I'll balance it out with more my own......

Scouting report:

Kellen Moore, QB, Boise State

Strengths:

Great work ethic. Excellent teammate, who has great winatude that rubs off on his teammates. Pluck git and unrelenting determination. Good football IQ. Has "it"


Weakness

Serial rapist. Takes picture of young children in the nude ans rubs them on his naked body.Weak arm. Questionable diet habits that consists of Soylent Green and mouse feces. Drops babies from bridges into bodies of water

Now do you want to draft a baby murdering, cannibal rapist?.... I fucking dont, and I dont care about "it", winitude or his pluck determination. The guy should be on death row. I would say he should be shot, but I actually kinda do think he should be shot....

When your talking about mascots you may or may not want your team to draft. Its important to look at fake negatives as well as the fake positves. Instead of being dissappointed when Kellen Moore doesnt turn into Tom Brady (and dont be ridiculous), and least you'll be relived that he didnt kill 45 (eating 40) hookers in Downtown Yourtown

[Steve12]

I don't see him turning into Tom Brady. He's more in the mold of Peyton Manning, except better in every category. Andrew Luck is like a poor man's Kellen Moore.

[DontKnowMe]

Cowboys 1st round pick

[Jihad Joe]

I hate you both lol

[Jihad Joe]

Originally Posted by Steve12

Andrew Luck is like a poor man's Kellen Moore.

I agree, Moore has a rare amount of "it".

Havent seen so much "it" since Tim Rattay

[adammwilson]

Russell Wilson definitely has more "it"

[Dragonite]

Just because you hate him so much, I expect the Cowboys to draft him and than Tony Romo to break his back week one.

[Jihad Joe]

Wilson is at least somewhat talented

[Dragonite]

But Seriously the guy sucks donkey's dicks on weekends, google has images that prove it.

[Jihad Joe]

Originally Posted by Dragonite

Just because you hate him so much, I expect the Cowboys to draft him and than Tony Romo to break his back week one.

I seriously used to be a DM back in the day. If you dont know what that is, you'll find out if ^^^ ever happens